how much nun could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunask blog: http://dubyadubyaveedee.tumblr.com/
art blog: http://vermouthcantdrawforshit.tumblr.com/
you assholes know what else is canon
WHY DO RELIGIOUS FIGURES HAVE SUCH TINY WEENIES???
caravaggio’s angel’s weewee doesn’t conquer all.
PRUD’HON’S DUDE. look at it
michelangelo pls. it’s a micro peepee cmon
actually!!!!!!!!! this goes back to the greeks
according to the ancient greeks, having a big wingwong was considered bestial and lewd and sometimes even subhuman
it sort of meant that the dude had a difficult time controlling his sexual urges etc (stereotyping due to dick: officially old as balls)
and a teenie weenie was considered more beautiful and more idk cultured i guess the word would be, like you don’t think about sex all the time cos its just kinda lil and not controlling you like some kind of phallic puppeteer
which is why classical greek statuary dudes have itty bitty dongles
and the canon of dickular proportion just kinda went on through the ages cos everyone was just completely in boners w greece for like ever
so there you go
why arts have miniscule manmeat
an essay by vermouth
i was browsin through yr blog in english class and this popped up and the dud enext to me just stared at me like id lost my mind
“No, it’s all right,” she whispered back, knowing exactly what he meant before he’d even clarified. “I can do this—watch.”
With a wave and push of her wrist, she directed his seminal fluid out from inside her. He watched, fascinated, as she bent it away from them and out the window of his bedroom.
A yell from below.
“NO! MY CABBAGES!”
(via averyterrible)
oh my god sa forums poster “wayne gretsky” has been posting pictures all over sa, in completely normal threads, and the pictures are all on topic
except, that they share one similar feature
Dont Click These At Work Kids!
http://gyazo.com/44a4de65051e0a511d38a52d40cc551a.png?1335382367
http://gyazo.com/7269586c503dfb26f0599ec3225803cd.png?1335382391
http://gyazo.com/f5ce08013c1d6a2bd03ffcd7bfa3dc94.png?1335382414
http://gyazo.com/f716c68b4be57c5d71ba30db035f0c4c.png?1335382445
theres a lot more, im fucking dying irl
omfg
how long has he been doin this
has anyone noticed
i didnt know richard nixon was in the lorax
Anonymous asked: A wonderful fellow who would knit you a scarf of cares
gallifreyanboy asked: What are some of your favorite fetishes?
ooh now we get a good one
oral is a big thing w me
and ngl i am a boob man when it comes to ladies, boobs rule and i love boobs if that even counts as a fetish just boobs own so hard
i kinda like bein on the receiving end of a foot fetish as long as it’s not a creepy one???
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nipple play is cool
down w orgasm denial
leather and muscle are high on the list
big fan of body hair just in general aesthetically, wouldnt call it a fetish but i really like the way it looks on a person
older dudes, i’d say i’m def into older dudes like silver fox style older
occasionally when im feelin kinda squirrelly sexual humiliation is fun to imagine inflictin on someone else but i really gotta be in the mood for that and it’s really not on th emenu at all irl
oh and lower-end-of-average-to-small dicks just as a preference since they’re more manageable to deal w in general and dont wig me out like big ones do for some reason
how’s that do you
Anonymous asked: giving/receiving oral?
ngl i love givin oral to all kinds of genital configurations
have yet to receive any that’s in any way decent tho
the one guy i did have s my d basically slobbered my knob for about 30 seconds and then expected me to go down on him
i had no idea this was a fetish
wait i found it
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/44373/NOW-IM-IN-YOUR-rear+end-YEAAAAHHH
if the url doesnt tell you immediately that this is nsfw then idk wtf to tell you
VERMOUTH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST REBLOG
oh you missed it the first time
here
