well i think i found my tie but man this outfit would look mad rad if i actually needed glasses and didnt just steal moms old pair out of her medicine cabinet
man her astigmatism must be hella bad cos i cant see shit
anyhow turn to page 420 in yr bio textbooks and lets talk about sex y’all

well i think i found my tie but man this outfit would look mad rad if i actually needed glasses and didnt just steal moms old pair out of her medicine cabinet

man her astigmatism must be hella bad cos i cant see shit

anyhow turn to page 420 in yr bio textbooks and lets talk about sex y’all

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    mother of balls Vermouth pls come smooch me.
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    if professor vermouth is my professor, i’d get a F cause I’d not be able to concentrate :
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    reminder that Sean Vermouth is handsome as hell.
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    Hi. My name is, Hallo, and I am dating one dapper motherfucker.
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    This has been a really weird journey, now that I look at myself. I went from “moderately ok-looking blob of girl looking...
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