Hey, followers.  It’s about time I do a seriouspost, and you know when I capitalize and punctuate, I mean business, so please have a listen.  I know you’re tired of all these posts floating around begging for money, and I’m not the sort to add to the pile unless there’s a legitimate reason, so I hope you’ll hear me out.

I’m speaking on behalf of a pretty completely awesome guy, who asked me to write this post for him.  His name is David, and you may have noticed our completely heterosexual posts about making out with each other and the like.  Thing is, he’s in a pretty terrible situation at the moment.

Without going into too much detail, since I don’t like airing other peoples’ laundry, his father is a psychotic shitfuck, and a very real danger to David and his family.

Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond his control, he’s financially dependent on the man, and is having a very difficult time getting out from under his thumb.  He’s in Sweden, and is working towards moving to Norway to get a better-paying job so he can escape his father and help his mother and siblings out so they won’t be as dependent on the guy in the future.  However, his funds are running low, and moving is unfortunately expensive, which is where you come in.

If I felt this was anything less than a life-or-death situation, I wouldn’t be as vehement about it, but I’m not joking when I say that if David doesn’t get some help soon, there’s a very real possibility he could wind up in some serious physical danger.  His father is a sociopath, full stop.

So how do you donate?  Easy!  His paypal is sollenivarsson (at) gmail (dot) com, and every dollar helps.  He’s legitimately one of the outright nicest guys I know, and deserves way better than the shit hand he’s been dealt.

Again, his paypal is sollenivarsson (at) gmail (dot) com.  Thanks for taking the time to listen, and I hope you can toss a few bucks his way.  And even if you can’t donate, please, please signal boost for him!  Every bit of effort helps.

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