WHY DO RELIGIOUS FIGURES HAVE SUCH TINY WEENIES???
caravaggio’s angel’s weewee doesn’t conquer all.
PRUD’HON’S DUDE. look at it
michelangelo pls. it’s a micro peepee cmon
actually!!!!!!!!! this goes back to the greeks
according to the ancient greeks, having a big wingwong was considered bestial and lewd and sometimes even subhuman
it sort of meant that the dude had a difficult time controlling his sexual urges etc (stereotyping due to dick: officially old as balls)
and a teenie weenie was considered more beautiful and more idk cultured i guess the word would be, like you don’t think about sex all the time cos its just kinda lil and not controlling you like some kind of phallic puppeteer
which is why classical greek statuary dudes have itty bitty dongles
and the canon of dickular proportion just kinda went on through the ages cos everyone was just completely in boners w greece for like ever
so there you go
why arts have miniscule manmeat
an essay by vermouth