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  • Mitt Romney faces up to five years in jail and a $10,000 fine if he did not live in his son's unfinished basement in 2010

    superkianagalaxy:

    In January 2010 the former Massachusetts governor proudly cast a ballot for Republican Scott Brown in the special election to replace the late Sen. Ted Kennedy. He didn’t own property in the state at the time, and had registered to vote listing his son’s unfinished basement as his residence. Massachusetts law defines a residence for voter registration purposes as “where a person dwells and which is the center of his domestic, social, and civil life.” Anyone found guilty of committing voter fraud faces up to five years behind bars and a fine of $10,000.

    Wow I actually feel really bad for republicans and people who don’t like Obama right now

    they pretty much have no choices.

    if romney gets arrested then wtf happens

    who does the nomination go to???

    (via busket)

    Source: idcaboutostriches
    • April 17, 2012 (3:47 pm)
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    • #oh mittens you silly thing
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      I’m sure he’d be able to use his mitten-based elemental powers to avoid the jail time, but if he even got charged with...
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      Pff. If he ends up getting ANY JAIL TIME AT ALL, I’ll eat an entire cassette tape.
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      I’ve seen this all over lately, but here is an article in Mother Jones about it.
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      Source please?
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