andthatsterrible:

empyreanobscure:

andthatsterrible:

That is absolutely not a crawling motion.

"Wonder Baby tried to do a sweet jump on her tricycle but ate shit and crashed assfirst through the fence. It was rad."

You’re a good person

andthatsterrible:

empyreanobscure:

andthatsterrible:

That is absolutely not a crawling motion.

"Wonder Baby tried to do a sweet jump on her tricycle but ate shit and crashed assfirst through the fence. It was rad."

You’re a good person

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ellisbender said: Sorry for being an idiot but I am kind of confused as to the whole situation in Scotland. I no that they just voted to remain part of the UK but what is going on now?? And who is doing all of the spray painting??? Once again sorry for being dumb.

inglourious-babes:

Honestly, don’t worry, even people in the UK don’t know what’s happening because we have shocking media censorship over here. 

Okay, so for the last two years, Alex Salmond (now former first minister of Scotland) and the SNP and all the grassroots Yes campaigns, have been campaigning for the Independence of Scotland from the Union of Britain. Now this isn’t the first time this has happened, we had a referendum in the 70s, and it was swinging heavily towards a Yes vote for independence, but Margaret Thatcher and her cronies got their claws in and put in (now) illegal measures to ensure that didn’t happen. We got basic devolution powers later, which allowed us to form our own government with EXTREMELY limited powers. The Yes campaign did a brilliant job, but because the media in the UK is entirely right-wing biased, the fear mongering got to people and Independence was rejected 45-55. And while it’s not what I wanted, that is a very promising result, meaning people are getting more informed. 

This is were it gets weird.

So the No (or pro-union) campaign won the referendum, but because the vote was counted by area they “lost” the vote in certain areas. One of these areas was Glasgow in which a majority voted to leave the Union. Glasgow has a long history of violence, but it has done VERY well recently in remaining peaceful, and the Yes campaign has never once acted violently in their campaigning so it seemed like the result of this referendum should be reacted to peacefully.

In George Square (largely regarded as the unofficial HQ for the Yes campaign) which is right next door to the single busiest shopping street in Glasgow, a few Yes campaigners were out there today protesting/campaigning peacefully. 

The NO campaign has been constantly associated with notoriously violent groups. The Orange Order (A protestant extremist organisation, at their first rally they through a glass bottle at a twelve year old girl and have shoved and punched Yes voters) and the Rangers Football Club fans (incredibly religious and violent group). 

During the peaceful Yes Protest in George Square, hundreds of Unionists carrying Union Jacks and singing “God Save the Queen” and Rangers football club songs marched towards them, shoving and harassing passing innocent Yes voters. The majority of them are middle aged men, and have been seen spitting at women wearing Yes badges and calling them Scum. The police arrived to form a barrier, which antagonized the Unionist, and they charged at the Yes protesters. 

Usually I’m not the biggest fan of the police, but right now they are doing a top-notch job of at least not allowing this to break into a massacre. I have heard reports of Yes voters being stabbed, beaten up and attacked with hammers. Yes voters are being told not to wear their badges and to take their posters down to avoid harrassment and vandalism.

Here’s some eyewitness stuff

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This is what Britain is. 

I’m going to post this publicly, please reblog. To anyone in Glasgow tonight, please stay safe. 

iamchuckyouarepie:

New Year, New Look

iamchuckyouarepie:

New Year, New Look

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cornerof5thandvermouth replied to your post: david spade is so small i could beat h…

how heavy is he cos i wanna know how many weight classes i am above him

i don’t know his weight; all i know is that he’s 5’7” and that im 5’9” and 160 lbs and theres no way i couldnt suplex the hell out of him

just looked it up and i have almost 100 pounds on the guy holy shit

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suspiciousmilk:

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magic-missile said: are we still doing oc fact trade asks because Kansas once ate an entire motorbike. Like, not in one sitting, she stored some of it in the pantry and ate off it for like a week, but the point is she ate an entire motorbike (it is worth noting that Kansas is Not Human)

holy shit

in several of his early canons, Gaius was a cannibalistic serial killer.  i like to think in the later canons he’d still totally eat a dude, but just has not had the inclination to do so because itd kinda fuck up his entire family life etc

mandokamuscular:

Hanging out with my favorite shipmate.

i dub thee dad 1 and dad 2

mandokamuscular:

Hanging out with my favorite shipmate.

i dub thee dad 1 and dad 2

didney-worl-no-uta said: Have you heard what t.A.T.u's Julia said recently? Disgusting.

who the fuck is that

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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cornerof5thandvermouth said: Evelyn quit bodybuilding when she started transition because she felt she had to, but started up again because she realized that was when she felt most beautiful

ladyassbuttofsunnydale:

In his original canon, Brenden started out very sickly (con 7) but our dm made a rule that if you worked hard at something in-game, you could have it affect your character’s stats. So I had him take up jogging. By the time we stopped playing he was a lot healthier (con 14), but still fragile compared to the others. And then the demons came, and the rest of the party started dropping like flies. And here’s this formerly sick little boy, watching while all these stronger people fall around him.

jesus that must have been traumatizing, poor baby bren :<

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mysteriousjeff:

making myself productive while my hidari hand recovers

THANKS

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