jimmybob dickhandler, world-class rumpmaster
-
WHERE THE H*CK IS MY WHETSTONE
-
scratch that, its a cheapass walmart piece of shit
but hey
free knife
-
so i found a knife in my driveway
it sure as hell wasnt mine but it is now
wonder who forgot it here cos its p good quality, i should find out how much its worth and maybe make a sheath for it since its not a folding knife
like
straight up hunting knife just lyin around in the driveway under a pile of leaves
not even kidding
-
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
(via sleuthrolled)
-
Nicola Samori (b. 1977). Italian.
Neo-Baroque??
Nicola Samori is fucking incredible. He works out of Italy, and he’s managed to nail the style of the Old Masters: his exhibitions contain everything from beautiful Baroque saints to Flemish still lifes — all painted now, in the modern era, in his studio. And that would be amazing in and of itself, but his work is so much more than simple reproduction. See, once he’s finished with a painting, or once he’s adapted one that’s been previously created, he takes a scalpel to it, a spatula, or a square of sandpaper, and begins to peel it apart. He flays painted skin right off his subjects’ bones.
Sometimes the “destruction” of the images asks the audience to think about what, exactly, the painting communicates when it’s whole. Other times it adds a strange level of corporeality to religious works, or gives portraits a darkly spiritual dimention they never had before.
He’s said in interviews that he views the layers of paint on the canvas as analogous to the muscle and tissue of the human body, and that by wearing it away, he changes the identity of the paintings themselves.
Dark and sometimes chilling as it is, I think his work is genuinely brilliant, and he’s one of my favorite living artists.
(Long story short, here’s his website, go check it out!)
reblogging these again because yes
(via rabbivole)
-
any lgbt campaigns that pander to the oppressors instead of the oppressed are bad campaigns to support
see:
- it gets better
- straight but not narrow
- the trevor project
- noh8
these campaigns are all notorious for perpetuating the concept that queer people need the permission or approval from straight people in order to be who they are.
-
deine-schuld replied to your post: thelilnan replied to your post: oh my god this…
DUDE SEND ME THE LINK TO THOSE PATTERNS PLEASE
tall ones: http://www.burdastyle.com/projects/how-to-sew-spats
short ones: http://blog.bramcostpublications.com/2011/01/28/free-pattern-vintage-spats-gaiters-sewing-pattern.aspx
-
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
(via pasteldollie)
-
thelilnan replied to your post: oh my god this means i can wear spats oh my god…
guess who has some authentic spats from dead relatives. me i do.
im lookin up sewing patterns for em already haha
i will have
so many spats
-
Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs
this is a joke, right?
No way jose. Another question that I have is what is a fandom. How easily can I start one.
(via mamamantis)
-
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
reblogging again
IT GOT BETTER
They also took precautions to ensure that the students have safe passage from one door to the next!
-
Hey Let’s Players: Dont talk over the video game unless you’re funny or interesting
-
oh my god
this means i can wear spats
oh my god yes
-
eileenpaints replied to your post: seriously tho flapper stuff should totally come…
theres some high fashion collab right now with the gatsby movie so hopefully some more affordable stores will make similar things if that does well!
GOD I HOPE SO
-
seriously tho flapper stuff should totally come back cos those dresses were the shit
like the whole aesthetic of the 1920s was fuckin killer as hell, i would be down w that comin back
plus if i can get excuses to wear rad suits then im down w any style comin back
